• The Genius of Redneck Engineering
• Blonde Joke du Jour
(Hat tip to “Dr. Kool-Aid” for this!)
A California Highway Patrolman spots a blonde driving a convertible speeding by with the top down. When the patrolman pulls her over, he discovers that she has a mountain lion cub in the passenger seat!
Incredulous, the patrolman asks: “what are you doing with a mountain lion?!?”
The blond happily answered: “I found him. Isn’t he cute?”
“Lady, you can’t drive around with a mountain lion cub. Take him to the zoo!”
And off she went.
The next day, the blonde goes speeding by again. Turning on the siren, the patrolman pulls her over, and to his surprise, the mountain lion was there in the passenger seat again!
“I thought I told you to take that lion to the zoo!!”
With a very self-satsified grin, the blonde responded with glee:
“I did! And today we’re going to a baseball game!”
• Lawyer Joke du Jour
• Snark du Jour
• Groaner du Jour
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)
• Pun du Jour
(Blame “B-Squared” for thes one, too …)
A man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he noticed that every lamp had been stolen.
• Why Women Live Longer Than Men
(Another hat tip for “B-Squared!)
This Week’s Walmartian!
… and that brings us to these escapees from the Walmart parking lot who made their way to KFC:
• Freaks of Fast Food
• Gotta Be Crazifornia
(Hat tip: “B-Squared” • Note the shoes!)
• Separated at Birth
… we move now from Miss Piggy to …
Thanks again for the smiles, I especially liked ‘Things happen for a reason’ sign!
Have a great weekend sit back and enjoy the comical political season! “THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON” sorta thing! 😉