The Friday Funnies – Dead At Your Desk Edition

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Dead at Desk

Dilbert-dead at desk




Fun Night

I don't do drugs

Live dangerously - Advil


Pain refief buffet at Walgreens

sons of


happens for a reason

• The Genius of Redneck Engineering

Redneck baby chair

• Blonde Joke du Jour

blonde jokes-sm

(Hat tip to “Dr. Kool-Aid” for this!)

Obama Kool-Aid

A California Highway Patrolman spots a blonde driving a convertible speeding by with the top down. When the patrolman pulls her over, he discovers that she has a mountain lion cub in the passenger seat!

Incredulous, the patrolman asks: “what are you doing with a mountain lion?!?”
The blond happily answered: “I found him. Isn’t he cute?”
“Lady, you can’t drive around with a mountain lion cub. Take him to the zoo!”
And off she went.

The next day, the blonde goes speeding by again. Turning on the siren, the patrolman pulls her over, and to his surprise, the mountain lion was there in the passenger seat again!

“I thought I told you to take that lion to the zoo!!”
With a very self-satsified grin, the blonde responded with glee:
“I did! And today we’re going to a baseball game!”

• Lawyer Joke du Jour


Frivolous Law Suit

• Snark du Jour

Snark - kid's energy

• Groaner du Jour
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

• Pun du Jour
(Blame “B-Squared” for thes one, too …)
A man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he noticed that every lamp had been stolen.

• Why Women Live Longer Than Men
(Another hat tip for “B-Squared!)
Why women live longer than men


This Week’s Walmartian!



… and that brings us to these escapees from the Walmart parking lot who made their way to KFC:
• Freaks of Fast Food

Freaks of Fast Food


• Gotta Be Crazifornia
(Hat tip: “B-Squared” • Note the shoes!)


• Separated at Birth


… we move now from Miss Piggy to …

Armored Hot Dogs



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  1. jack darnell 04/03/2016 — 06:00

    Thanks again for the smiles, I especially liked ‘Things happen for a reason’ sign!
    Have a great weekend sit back and enjoy the comical political season! “THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON” sorta thing! 😉


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