We got a head start on St. Paddy’s Day HERE, but now on the Official St. Paddy’s Day, we bring you this special St. Paddy’s Day Funnies Edition.
In honor of the Friday Funnies Staff Neurologist and resident Irishman, “Dr.Mc”.
Many of today’s images were curated for us by “B-Squared.”
Quote du Jour
Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don’t want to press your luck.
Round Up Your Mates For A Guinness
Brief but amusing video HERE.
… speaking of videos:
Seen in the local Safeway
Guinness Blonde: WHAT?!
Guinness Blonde American Lager: BLASPHEMY!!!!
Those Drunk Irish
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
“Why of course,” comes the reply.
The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.
The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of Course,” replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”
“Dublin,” comes the reply.
“I can’t believe it,” says the first man. “I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”
“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man.
“I graduated in ’62.” “This is unbelievable!” the first man says. “I went to Saint Mary’s
and I graduated in ’62, too!”
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.
“Nothing much,” replies the bartender.
“The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”
Maxine Does St. Paddy’s Day
… And now, in closing:
Thanks for the Irish smiles. My Irish part is smiling! Happy St. Paddy’s to you!