There’s nothing like starting a new edition of
The Friday Funnies like going straight to

This Week’s Walmartian!

So, here we go!

… speaking of walrus:

… Next up, Topless Maids:

Katzndawgz – Good Question:

Bacon poem:

… speaking of bacon:

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Look who is talking:

Freaks of Fast Food:

… which brings us to:

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Why Women Live Longer Than Men:

(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

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Groaner du Jour:

(Blame “B-Squared” for this, too.)

Snark du Jour:

Blonde Joke du Jour:

“Why are you cutting your skirt?”

“Because it is labeled ‘Wash colors separately.’ “

Lawyer Joke du Jour:

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Revenge:

… and, on that note, for this Friday: