We begin this Friday with a tale supplied by the Friday Funnies Staff Neurologist, “Dr. Mc:”
THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn’t get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn’t go to Sunday school.
So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor was there.
One little boy said, “We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?”
Sure,” said the janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, “You are now baptized!”
When they got outside, one of them asked, “‘What religion do you think we are?”
The oldest one said, “We’re not Kathlick , because they pour the water on you.”
“We’re not Babtis , because they dunk all of you in the water.”
“We’re not Methdiss , because they just sprinkle water on you..”
The littlest one said, “Didn’t you smell that water?”
They all joined in asking, ‘Yeah! What do you think that means?’
“I think it means we’re Pisskopailians!*”
* To readers outside of the U.S., the Anglican Church is known as the Episcopal Church in the U.S.
… Speaking of Kathlicks:
… Speaking of Baptisms:
… Speaking of cats:
… Speaking of killers:
… which somehow brings us to …
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
(with a hat tip to “B-Squared”)
… now is as good a time as any for …
This Week’s Walmartian
The Walmart Car Show
Shane, The Walmart Deli Clerk:
Blonde Joke du Jour
Why blondes can’t have acupuncture:
Lawyer Joke du Jour
Snark du Jour
Groaner du Jour
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)
“B-Squared” sends us the next two items:
Authentic Mexican Food:
Mexican Words of the Day:
From across the pond, “Ol’ Petrol Head” sends us this item about nutrition:
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Brisbane:
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘Wedding Cake.’ ”
Taking things a bit too literally:
We close now with this note of encouragement: