The Friday Funnies – Still More Wedded Bliss Edition

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#1 Cause

Hat tip to “B-Squared” for the opening photo, thus launching the theme for this Friday.

She had an arresting look as a bride!



Revenge on the Ex

In a related note, “A. Nonymous” brings us this
Wisdom from a Navajo elder:

Fred was driving home from one of his business trips, in Northern Arizona , when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the Indian got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Fred tried – in vain – to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Fred.

“What in bag?”- asked the old man.

Fred looked down at the brown bag and said: -“It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife.”
The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two.

Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said: – “Good trade!”



… which brings us to:



Next up, “A. Nonymous” supplies us with this medical advice regarding hair removal:


My wife Andrea found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet then told Andrea that, if she wanted to keep the problem from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some “Nair” hair remover.

As she paid, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”

Andrea said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”

The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”

Andrea replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m rubbing it on my Schnauzer.”

The pharmacist looked at her carefully and said ………………………
“In that case you should stay off your bicycle for at least a week.”



Dawgznkatz-sold the cat


Tattoo removal


Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Why Women Live Longer Than Men


Groaner du Jour
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)


Snark du Jour:


Blonde Joke du Jour:

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Lawyer Joke du Jour:




Road Rage:

Road Rage

… and then there’s Walmart:

Road Rage in Walmart

… speaking of Wally World:

This Week’s Walmartian!



The Walmart Car Show:

Walmart Car Show copy

Shane, the Walmart Deli Clerk


(Hat tip to “B-Squared” for the next two items)


… which brings us to …

Unfortunate Choice of Names All-Time Grand Champion



The Steven Hayward Center for Insufferable
Vegans and Vegetarians:

Vegan Brownies

… on that note, for this Friday …

That's All

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  1. jack darnell 03/06/2016 — 18:55

    Okay I liked the Schnauzer……………..But could not believe ‘Adolf! smile, I enjoyed the visit.


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