The Friday Funnies – Learning to Cuss Edition

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Hat tip to “A. Nonymous” for the lead item today.

Learning to Cuss

Cheerios

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we
started learning to cuss.”
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues,”When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say
something with hell and you say something with ass.”
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have
some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot
pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I
let you out!”
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with
a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”
“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be
Cheerios!”

… which brings us to …

Grounded!

grounded

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Why Women Live Longer Than Men:

Why Women Live Longer Than Men3

Dawgznkatz:

Dawgznkatz-pee

 

For Dinner Tonight:

Sockeye Salmon

… More Culinary News …

Human_organ_lunchbox

BiscuitsAndGravy

Purpose of Hoodies

… which brings us to …

Walk in Socks

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Health and Fitness News:

New_Diet_Program

Jim-John

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Mexican Word of the Day

Mexican-Word-of-Day2

Blonde Joke du Jour

blonde jokes-sm

Blonde-fail

Snark du Jour

Snark1

Groaner du Jour

Groaner_Cheese factory

Lawyer Joke du Jour

Shark-Attorney

Brought to us today by the Law Firm of Bitcher & Prickman

Lawyer_joke_unethical_behavior

… which brings us to …

How a Bill Becomes Law

Bill becomes Law

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This Week’s Walmartian!

Walmart-always

Walmartian-grandpa

The Walmart Car Show

Walmart Car Show_mysterious_trip

Shane, the Walmart Deli Clerk

Shane-Walmart_Deli_clerk

To Do List:

Walmart-to-do-list

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More News You Can Use:

Scotch on the rocks

Equator fact

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Comforting to know:

SWAT teams

So, for this Friday …

That's All

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