Hat tip today to “B-Squared” for supplying many of these.

«Louis la Vache»personally  approves of this first one:

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We will now give you relief from the groaners by returning to some of our regular programming.

• Mexican Word of the Day

• Questionable names – Calling BJ Clinton Edition

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This Week’s Walmartian- Gender Confusion Edition!

The Walmart Car Show

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• Coffee drinkers, take note:

… a couple of closing riffs:

… And now, in closing …