The Friday Funnies – German Scrabble Edition

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A tip of the hat today to “B-Squared” for the theme.







… A child with a name like that must have a Walmartian for a mother, so that brings us to …

This Week’s Walmartian



The Walmart Car Show



• Questionable Names


• How Was Your Monday?


• Why Women Live Longer Than Men


• Bubba and the Ferrari
Tips of the hat to “Joe P” and “Dr. Mc” for this one


His name was Bubba, he was from The South … And he needed a loan, So… He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the Loan Officer.

He told the Loan Officer that he was going to Paris for an International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari.

The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The Loan Officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank’s president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from Kentucky for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank’s private underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, “Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished Alumni from University of Kentucky , a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines north of Lafayette , Indiana . What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

The good ‘ole boy replied, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?”

His name was BUBBA….

Keep an eye on those southern boys! Just because they talk funny does not mean they are stupid!

• Good questions:



… which segues right to the …
• Groaner du Jour


• Snark du Jour


… It seems we’ve now …


… so for this Friday …

That's All


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  1. I laughed ALL the way thru this one!!!


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