Friday Funnies – Detective Boudreaux Edition

02/12/2016 / 1 comment

Friday Funnies – Detective Boudreaux Edition

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Detective Boudreaux at the Cock Fight

The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cock fighting being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux Parish to investigate. Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning.

“Dey is tree main groups involved in dis rooster fightin”, he began.

“Good work! Who are they?” the Commander asked.

Boudreaux replied confidently, “De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Demcrat Natnal Char from N’awlins”.

Puzzled, the Commander asked, “Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?”

“Well,” he replied, “I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. And I knowed immediately dat dem Aggies was involved when a Duck was entered in the fight.”

The Commander nodded, “I’ll buy that. But what about the others?”

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, “Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when half de crowd bet on de duck!”

“Ah, I see, I see … ” sighed the Commander, “And how did you figure the DNC was involved?”

“De duck won!”

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