'56 Packard Man

Hat tip – green or otherwise – to everyone who has sent this!

While visiting the south western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room in a local hospital. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours,

I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT

When I went into the E.R. I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time!

Here’s the hat:

It also works at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But don’t try it at McDonald’s! The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

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And now, in closing: