10/03/2017 / 3 comments

Friday Funnies – Friday Pub Rules Edition

Hat tip to “B-Squared” for today’s theme.

This week’s Friday Funnies is in preparation for next Friday’s St. Paddy’s Day Edition.

Five O’Clock Friday: Pub Rules

Good advice …

• Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
• If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade.
• Persons drinking a pint of Guinness before it has fully settled will be immediately barred.
• Anyone on stage or behind the bar is 50% better looking.
• Telling lies is unacceptable, you may however grossly exaggerate.
• If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
• If you hesitate more than three seconds after getting the barman’s attention, you do not deserve a drink.
• If you buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
• If you buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still may not like you.
• Women hang out, apply make-up and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

Now, go forth and be good citizens of your local pub.

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