'56 Packard Man

• The Annals of Wedded Bliss

• Flying the Un-Friendly Skies
(Hat tip to “Gordon K.” for several of these.)

• Meanwhile, In Texas …

• Degrees of Blondness

(Hat tip: “Cousin Mary”)

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said “How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.

The husband said, “Who was that?”

The wife answered, “I don’t know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.”

This Week’s Walmartian -Food Pyramid Edition!

The Walmart Car Show

• Taco Belle
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

… which brings us to …
Mexican Word of the Day – Taco

• Snark du Jour
(Hat tip: “A. Nonymous”)

• WWLLTM
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

… And now, we close with the bit of good advice …