Appropriate Uses of the F-Bomb!

(Hat tip: “Dr. Mc”)

There are only 11 times in history where the”F”word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:

11. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?”

— Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. “What the @#$% was that?”

— Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”

— George Custer, 1877

8. “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”

— Albert Einstein, 1938

7. “It does so @#$%ing look like her!”

— Picasso, 1926

6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?”

— Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”

— Michelangelo, 1566

4. “Where the @#$% are we?”

— Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”

— Noah, 4314 BC

2. “Aw c’mon Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”

— Bill Clinton, 1998

1. “There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President”

— Hillary Clinton 2016

• General Mattis Has Permission to Drop the F-Bomb:

• WWLLTM
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

•WWIB?

This Week’s Walmartian

Walmart Car Show

• Degrees of Blondeness
(Hat tip: “Cousin Mary”)

Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.

She opens it, looks in the mirror and says,
‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’

The second blonde says, ‘Here, let me see!’

So, the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy, it’s me!’

Today, with a hat tip to “Popcorn”, we close with …

• Catholic Coffee

Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”

She proudly replies, I have a daughter,

SLIM & TALL
40 D BUST
24″ WAIST and
34″ HIPS

When she walks into a room, people say, ‘JESUS!’