Hat tip to Ol’ Petrol Head for today’s lead item.

… and “Cousin Mary” contributes this poem she learned from her dad:

A sigh is but a puff of wind,
That rises from the heart,
But oh, if it should take a downward start,
It’s sure to be a great big fart.

• Groaner du Jour

• Blonde Joke du Jour

• Never Saw It Coming
(We have “B-Squared” to thank for this one.)

• Wedded Bliss
(A bow of the bowler to “Joe P.”)

A father texts his son:
“My Dear Son,
Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.
My best love and good wishes.
Your Father.”

His son texts back:
“Thanks Dad, but the wedding isn’t actually until tomorrow!”

His Father replies:
“I know.”

• WWLLTM
(“B-Squared” keeps us supplied with these – other contributions also welcomed!)

• Natural Selection – Hopscotch Edition

• That E-Mail From Nigeria You Should Have Answered:

This Week’s Walmartian!

Walmart Car Show

And now, we close with: