Hat tip to Ol’ Petrol Head for today’s lead item.
… and “Cousin Mary” contributes this poem she learned from her dad:
A sigh is but a puff of wind,
That rises from the heart,
But oh, if it should take a downward start,
It’s sure to be a great big fart.
• Groaner du Jour
• Blonde Joke du Jour
• Never Saw It Coming
(We have “B-Squared” to thank for this one.)
• Wedded Bliss
(A bow of the bowler to “Joe P.”)
A father texts his son:
“My Dear Son,
Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.
My best love and good wishes.
His son texts back:
“Thanks Dad, but the wedding isn’t actually until tomorrow!”
His Father replies:
(“B-Squared” keeps us supplied with these – other contributions also welcomed!)
• Natural Selection – Hopscotch Edition
• That E-Mail From Nigeria You Should Have Answered:
This Week’s Walmartian!
Walmart Car Show
And now, we close with: