Hat tip to Ol’ Petrol Head for today’s lead item.
… and “Cousin Mary” contributes this poem she learned from her dad:
A sigh is but a puff of wind,
That rises from the heart,
But oh, if it should take a downward start,
It’s sure to be a great big fart.
• Groaner du Jour
• Blonde Joke du Jour
• Never Saw It Coming
(We have “B-Squared” to thank for this one.)
• Wedded Bliss
(A bow of the bowler to “Joe P.”)
A father texts his son:
“My Dear Son,
Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.
My best love and good wishes.
Your Father.”
His son texts back:
“Thanks Dad, but the wedding isn’t actually until tomorrow!”
His Father replies:
“I know.”
• WWLLTM
(“B-Squared” keeps us supplied with these – other contributions also welcomed!)
• Natural Selection – Hopscotch Edition
• That E-Mail From Nigeria You Should Have Answered:

This Week’s Walmartian!
Walmart Car Show
And now, we close with:
Okay, I cracked up at the Nigerian. I was dumb enough to delete his e-mails. And All I had to do was send him my bank account # and I would have been set! STUPID STUPID!
Liked the loose screw too!
Thanks for the smiles…
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Yes, Me, too! I didn’t respond to that Nigerian’s urgent pleas! And now here I sit with more month than money!
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I should get a cut….I’ve been forwarding the emails I get to Jack!!!
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Well I really meant to send him my bank acct. Number like you suggested, but………..
I remember Bud’s dad drove a Studebaker!
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See what you missed out on by not sending him your account number?!?!
Anyone kin to a Studebaker owner is welcome here!
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PS: Loved the owl in pre-launch configuration. Now Kim Jung Dung will have his spies bird watching.
Bud
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I’m surprised Bud is allowed on here he was a Texas Cop! :-O
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Did you buy him donuts when he was a cop? Inquiring minds want to know!
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“Kim Jung Dung”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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However Bud is one of the heroes in my books! 😉
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