A tip of the hat to “B-Squared” for the lead item.

… which segues directly to our …
• Groaners du Jour

Why is it that we as a society have not developed more widespread education programs for donkeys and mules?
Because nobody likes a wise ass.

Why is that you can really never place your full trust a fajita, be it carne asada, shredded chicken, or chile verde?
Because they almost always spill the beans.

What might one call the first three digits of an opera singer’s cell phone number?
The aria code.

… closely related to the Groaners du Jour are the …
• Puns du Jour

… more groans, guaranteed by “B-Squared”:

• Separated at Birth – Senator Diane Feinstein
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)

… which somehow connects us to …
• WWLLTM – Why Women Live Longer Than Men
(Hat tip: “Ol’ Petrol Head”)

 

• Snark du Jour

• Mexican Word of the Day

… which takes us directly to …
• The Friday Funnies Food and Nutrition Corner

 

… “Dr. Mc” brings us this …
• Important Neighborhood Watch Video 
(30 seconds)

 

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Hat tip to “Dr. Mc”, whose father was lead counsel for the prestigious law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.

All read from book called “Disorder in Court” and are things people actually said, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the responsibility of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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