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Elon Mosk, call your office!

Walmart fart – I doubt that this one is a whisper:

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LA GRANDE, Wash. (AP) — Authorities say a man who was drunk, naked and having sex with a woman while driving south of Tacoma missed a curve and struck a tree.
Washington State Patrol spokeswoman Brooke Bova says the crash happened at about 6 p.m. Wednesday on Mountain Highway East near La Grande.
Bova says the woman, who was also naked, was hospitalized with broken bones. Bova says her 3-month-old child in the backseat was uninjured.

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This Week’s Walmartian!

The Walmart Car Show

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• Lawyer Joke du Jour

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• Katzndawgz – Legal Edition

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• Separated at Birth

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