Jerry Mander – The Morgue Edition

Hat tip to “Joe P.” for today’s theme.

Master of self-serve: Sen. Schmuck Schumer

At The Morgue

Three male bodies arrive at the morgue with big smiles frozen on their lifeless faces. The detective calls the coroner to ask what happened to the men.

“First body: French. 60. Died of Congestive Heart Failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Detective”, said the Coroner.

“Second body: Scottish. 25. Won one thousand dollars on the slot machines, spent it all on Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky. Died of acute alcohol poisoning. Hence going out with a smile.”

The Detective asked, “What about the third body?”

“Ah,” said the coroner, “This is the most unusual one: Chuck Schumer, struck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling then?” asked the Detective.

“He thought someone was taking his picture.”

“The most dangerous place in the world is to be between
Chuck Schumer and a camera.”

… While we are on the subject of morgues …

Late last night at the White House

Hat tip: “A. Nonymous”

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We return now to Sen. Schmuck Schumer:

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Confused? Let Me Sort It Out For You …

Hat tip: “B-Squared”

If you put all the pieces together here’s what you get: The DNC rigs the Democratic Primary Election against Bernie Sanders so Hillary can win the nomination.

Obama’s administration starts to request surveillance on Trump, his family, his transition team, and anyone associated with him. Donna Brazil gives Hillary the questions to a debate. The DNC pays Christopher Steele to come up with a smear dossier about Trump. The mainstream media releases a taped conversation about Trump talking about grabbing women parts. After all this Trump still wins the General Election.

Obama orders an investigation into Russia meddling in our elections. Obama changes Executive Order 12333 to allow more agencies to have access to surveillance data. The Democratic Party comes up with a scandal that Trump “colluded with Russia to win the election” with no evidence or proof. This wild claim is backed up by the mainstream media.

Obama hold-overs start unmasking Trump’s transition team and staff members then release the classified information to the mainstream media. Why? Because the DNC and the Obama administration colluded with the intelligence community to thwart Trump’s campaign efforts to get him elected president. All this Russia collusion is an attempt to cover up the fact that the Obama administration, the intelligence community, the DNC, along with the mainstream media used our nations surveillance as a political tool to try to get Hillary elected President. This makes Watergate look like a kindergarten play.

Let that sink in…