Friday Funnies – More Wisdom from Hugh Jass

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“Dr. Mc” – The Friday Funnies’ Official Staff Neurologist has supplied us with more wisdom from Hugh Jass!

Hugh Jass

· Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

· If poison expires is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

· Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?

· Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?

· Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

· Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

· The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.

· Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, and scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

· 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

· Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

· If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.

· Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

· If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

· If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”. (It does fall on a Tuesday)

· 100 years ago a Twenty Dollar bill and a Twenty Dollar gold piece were interchangeable. Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town. The Twenty Dollar gold piece will still do that.


Next up are some scenes from “Dr. Mc’s” office and patients:
(Hat tip: “Packard Truck Dave“)


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… Now we will pay a visit to the office of Dr. Eric E. Turbodrill, DDS:

Dr. Turbodrill

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• The Friday Funnies Food and Nutrition Corner
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… And now, in closing – I worked for this guy once:

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  1. One of the best. I spent a lot of time on Dr MC’s lines SUPER. Packard Dave ain’t bad either. Yep, I definitely enjoyed this visit! THANKS!

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  2. Kenneth Felton 09/03/2018 — 23:54

    Great stuff.
    It’s amazing how many people have worked for Dilbert’s boss.
    The band Alvvays calls it a double V.

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