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We have a little bit of everything today.
Many tips of the hat go to “B-Squared”
who provided much of the material.

… which brings us to … URNed Trust:

… on a related note:

• WWLLTM

• Meanwhile, in Canada:

• The Friday Funnies Food and Nutrition Corner

… and that segues to:

• Good question:

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… and that brings us to …

• Wedded Bliss

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, John and his wife Joyce listened to the instructor, ‘It is essential that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.’
He addressed John: ‘Can you name Joyce’s favorite flower?’
John leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, ‘It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?’

Whereupon John was rushed to a hospital emergency room where the doctor said he would probably be fine, but he had to follow the protocol for recovering from a concussion.

… speaking of Wedded Bliss, we come now to our …

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

This week’s Lawyer Joke is brought to us by the Law Offices of

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

• Separated at Birth: A.G. Jeff Sessions and the Keebler Elf

• En Route to the Democrat National Convention:

On that note, we close this Friday with: