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Hat tip to “Lark Regal ’62” for today’s theme.
A little Southern Culture …
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• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner – Krispy Kreme Edition

… and that segues neatly to …

• Excellent Advice for Men:

• Wedded Bliss

• WWLLTM

• Groaners du Jour

… now is a perfect time for …

• Blonde Joke du Jour

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

(Hat tip: “Dr. Mc”)

On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.

Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.

St Peter said “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out” and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.

After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. “Yes” he informs the couple “I can get you married in Heaven”.

“Great!” said the couple “But we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”

“You must be bloody joking” says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.

“What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple”.

“OH, COME ON!” St. Peter shouted “It took me three months to find a priest up here…..Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?”

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• Reasons Not To Mess With Children

(Hat tip: “Dr. Mc”)

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child’s work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was.

The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’

The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what God looks like’.

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ‘They will in a minute’.

• How Was Your Monday?

Hat tip to “B-Squared” for the series.

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