Hat tip to “Lark Regal ’62” for today’s theme.
This is one for the YJCMTSU All-Time Grand Champion List of Contenders! Click to play:
… Here’s another for the YJCMTSU Department:
• Identity crisis solved:
… while we are on the subject of motor vehicles …
• Red Ferrari
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)
You can tell it’s an Italian car – it has a parmesan grater built into the sides!
Three little lads were on their way home from school when one of them noticed a red Ferrari parked at the side of the road.
He said: “When I’m older I’m going to get a great job and buy one of them.”
The second lad said: “I am going to university to get a great education, and a great job and buy one, also.”
The third lad says: “I’m going to get a job like my sister.”
The other two asked what she did.
“She’s a prostitute.”
“What’s a prostitute?” the other two asked.
“I dont know, but that’s my sister’s car.”
• Groaners du Jour
(Another tip of the hat to “B-Squared”)
… which brings us to …
• The Friday Funnies Health & Wellness Corner
Brought to us by “Dr. Mc”, the Friday Funnies Staff Neurologist
More news from “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic:
• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner
… speaking of cheese graters:
• WWLLTM – Acrophobia Edition
• Blonde Joke du Jour
This one could also go into the YJCMTSU category!
• Lawyer Joke du Jour
• How Was Your Monday?
• MORE Groaners!
(Admit it – you know you like them!)
That’s enough fun and frolics for this Friday. Until next week …