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Nancy P. Lousy & Mad Maxine bring us to the …

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… Nancy P. Lousy & Mad Maxine remind us of these old bats:

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Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’”

Sales woman: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 2ndt floor!”
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Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?”

Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”
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Pharmacist to customer: “M’am, please understand, to buy an anti-depressant, you need a proper prescription. Simply showing marriage certificate and husband’s picture is not enough!
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A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. In the ext moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

There are 3 kinds of women in this world:
(1) Some remain single and make wonders happen.
(2) Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
(3) The rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.

Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very intelligent student replied: “Because Women don’t have a wife!”
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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
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When a married man says “I WILL THINK ABOUT IT” – what he really means Is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.

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