• Word of the Day
(We used this in the Friday Funnies, but it’s even more appropriate here.)
… and that brings us to:
“Just when you think the left coast can’t possibly get any more insane, some jurisdiction (Seattle, San Francisco, Santa Barbara) comes along and says, “Oh yeah? Hold my [craft, gluten-free] beer!” I assume you’ve heard that plastic straws are being banned, with Santa Barbara attaching criminal penalties including large fines and jail time. Oh well, it should be easy to get around this ban in San Francisco at least. People can just pick up and modify used needles on the streets. The city’s needle dispensaries will become the ersatz straw supplier for rebel hipsters. Meanwhile, I’m stocking up.”
• Who Wore It Better?
And now, in closing: