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Last Friday’s Pumpkin Spice issue was quite popular, so here’s a sequel.
First up, “B-Squared” found Pumpkin Spice -The Movie.
Be afraid! Be very afraid!
Click to play:

… More Pumpkin Spice madness … (Hat tip: “Alden”)

… looking toward Halloween:

• At “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic:

… moving now to the Pharmacy next to “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic:

• More News You Can Use:

• A Product of Common Core Math:

• YJCMTSU – The Heavy Hand of Government Edition:

… which segues to …

• Curious Ad Juxtaposition, All-Time Grand Champion

• EMERGENCY!

• The Greatest Name Ever:

• WWLLTM

• Wedded Bliss

• Blonde Joke du Jour

Ms. Anne O’Dyne – The Official Blonde of the Friday Funnies 

A blonde applied for a police job, and was being interviewed by the Police Chief.

He showed her a mug shot on screen for 10 seconds, then asked her to describe the suspect.

She said, “He has only one eye, one ear and he uses contacts/”

The Chief shook his head and said “lady that was a side view of his face, so how can you say he has only one eye and one ear, but you are right he does wear contacts, so how did you figure that out”?

The blonde said “Duh! That was easy! With only one ear how is he supposed to wear glasses”?

• This Week’s Groaners

(Curated for us by “B-Squared”)

• Meanwhile, In Floriduh …

And now, in closing: