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A tip of the hat to “B-Squared” for curating much of today’s edition.

A Groaner A Day:

• Friday

• Saturday

• Sunday

• Monday

• Tuesday

• Wednesday

• Thursday

• Wedded Bliss

COP: You got anything on you that could hurt me?
ME: Yeah, my ex-wife’s phone number.

• Blonde Joke du Jour

 

Ms. Anne O’Dyne – Official Blonde of the Friday Funnies

Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

The Official Friday Funnies protocol is to follow the Blonde Joke du Jour with the …

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.

• Who Wore It Better?

… which segues nicely to …

• WWLLTM

• “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic:

(No – “Dr. Mc” is NOT a quack!)

• Dickens & His Editor

… which connects us to …

• The Friday Funnies Vocabulary Builder:

• More News You Can Use:

• Dawgznkatz

… On that note, for this Friday we close with Snoopy: