Friday Funnies – Wild Abandon Edition

Friday Funnies jpg

Reserved ParkingJPG

New Life-Dead End

• Things You Need to Noah:

Ark hives


• At “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic:
(For new readers, “Dr. Mc” is the Friday Funnies Staff Neurologist.)




… Moving now from “Dr. Mc’s Clinic” to
• Headline du Jour


• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner

Mickey Mouse Club

Spoiled Brats

Blind date

Kids Day

Sam I Am

Next up 

Twix up my sleeve


Chloroform candles

Going to the maul

• More News You Can Use:


Rocking Chair

Polar Ice Caps



Life is short


Walmart Correction

Bug infestation

Mondrian clan

• Mexican Word of the Day:

Mexican WOTD-Diesel Fitter

• Redneck Word of the Day:

Redneck WOTD

• Redneck China Cabinet:

Redneck China cabinet

• Blonde Joke du Jour

blonde jokes-sm

At a convention of blondes, a speaker insisted that “dumb blonde” myth is all wrong. To prove it he asked one cute young volunteer, “How much is 101 plus 20?”
The blonde answered, “120.”

“No,” he said, “that’s not right.”

The audience called out, “Give her another chance.”

So the speaker asked the blonde, “How much is 10 plus 13?”

Slowly the blonde replied, “16.”

“Sorry,” he said, shaking his head.

Once again the crowd roared, “Give her another chance.”

“This is your last try,” warned the speaker. “How much is 2 plus 2?”

Carefully she ventured, “Four?”

And the crowd yelled, “Give her another chance!”

• Lawyer Joke du Jour


Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.

While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two’s hand.
Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, “What is this?”

The first lawyer replies, “It’s that $50 I owe you.”

• WWLLTM – Proper Use of Safety Helmet Edition:


Why Women Live Longer-safety_helmet2

… And now, in closing:

WooHoo It's Friday



Add yours →

  1. I did smile, and then I laughed. Like the blind date and you ain’t right about that Redneck china hutch, ours has a complete set of McDonald coffee cups, and I think most others do. Just saying, accuracy is good.!hahahahahaha

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: