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• Blonde Joke du Jour

At a convention of blondes, a speaker insisted that “dumb blonde” myth is all wrong. To prove it he asked one cute young volunteer, “How much is 101 plus 20?”
The blonde answered, “120.”

“No,” he said, “that’s not right.”

The audience called out, “Give her another chance.”

So the speaker asked the blonde, “How much is 10 plus 13?”

Slowly the blonde replied, “16.”

“Sorry,” he said, shaking his head.

Once again the crowd roared, “Give her another chance.”

“This is your last try,” warned the speaker. “How much is 2 plus 2?”

Carefully she ventured, “Four?”

And the crowd yelled, “Give her another chance!”

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.

While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two’s hand.
Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, “What is this?”

The first lawyer replies, “It’s that $50 I owe you.”

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