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… My all-time favorite explanation of how the dinosaurs died off (repeated):

More that you’re not likely to find in the Bible:

… speaking of coffee …

• Blonde Joke du Jour

A blonde woman walks into a supermarket, and she goes straight to the bulletin board. The blonde is looking at the bulletin board and she sees a piece of paper that says, “Ocean Cruise Only $5.”

She pulls the piece of paper off the bulletin board and goes to the address listed on the back of paper. She walks into the building and hands the secretary the piece of paper.

The secretary nods and asks if she had the five dollars.

The blonde nods and pulls five dollars out of her purse and hands it to the secretary.

The secretary looks over to a burly guy reading a news paper. She nods to the big burly guy. He stands up and nocks the blonde unconcious.

When the blonde wakes up she’s tied to a log and is floating down a river.

She starts to think that this was a bad idea when she sees one of her freinds (who is also blonde) tied to a log floating right next to her.

Almost jokingly the first blonde looks at her freind and says, “So do you think they’re going to serve us some food on this trip?”

The second blonde replies, “They didn’t serve any last year.”

• Lawyer Joke du Jour *

A New York divorce lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.

Saint Peter asks him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?”
The Lawyer thought a moment then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.”

Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.
Saint Peter said, “Well, that’s fine, but it’s not really quite enough to get you into Heaven.”
The Lawyer said, “Wait, wait! There’s more! I also gave a quarter to a homeless person three years ago..”

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.
Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, “Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?”

Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, “Let’s give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell.”

* Lutheran readers will note the “Works Righteousness” embedded in this lawyer joke!

… and whose fault was that? Could it be:

… More for you Cat Lovers (Hat tip: Curious as a Cathy for all the cat items today)

• WWLLTM

• Floriduh

(This one is a contender for the You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up category!)

• Who Wore It Better?

… which brings us to …
• Separated at Birth

• Wedded Bliss

• Mexican Word of the Day

• I Worked For This Guy Once Upon A Time:
(Hat tip: Dilbert)

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