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• Lawyer Joke du Jour
(Hat tip: “B-Squared”)
A man phones his attorney and queries, “How much would it cost me to have you answer three questions?”
“That would be $300,” the lawyer replies.
The man says, “That’s an awful lot of money for three questions, isn’t it?”
“I guess so,” says the attorney.
“What’s your third question?”
• Floriduh
It Isn’t Friday Unless It’s Floriduh Man Friday!
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• Blonde Joke du Jour
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlanta.
The brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level.
The brunette team down below is partying and having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn’t hear anything from the blondes upstairs.
She decides to get up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The brunette asks, “What the heck’s going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!”
One of the blondes looks up at her, swallows hard and says, “YEAH, BUT YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER!”
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• Wedded Bliss
• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner
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• YJCMTSIU
• Who Wore It Better?
• Separated at Birth – Political Philosophy Edition
• Mexican Word of the Day
We close this Friday with this:
'56 Packard Man 
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