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A blonde is overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat these same steps for 3 weeks. The next time you come here, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nodded…”I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.
“No, from skipping!”
And now, in closing for this Friday:
'56 Packard Man 
Love the “reference” to House, my favorite TV show ever.
“It’s a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.”
“…there’s no I in ‘team’. There is a me, though, if you jumble it up.”
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