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It’s that time of the year again! Pumpkin Spice insanity starts cropping up in the stores – oh, about July 4th – and by the end of September is everywhere you look. Naturally, The Friday Funnies has to join in. So we are off and running with our own version of Pumpkin Spice Insanity. We’ll begin with a few repeats from previous Pumpkin Spice posts:

UPDATE from Raffi:
“Fact – pumpkin is a squash and not specifically categorized to be anything more than that according to the US government. So a can of pumpkin which is often used to make pumpkin pie, is nothing more than lots of different types of squash mashed into a pulpy mass and then injected with pumpkin flavor. The majority of real pumpkin during harvest remains as decorative gourds sacrificed to the Irish god Jack O’Lantern.”

We await confirmation from “Dr. Mc”, the Friday Funnies resident Neurologist & Irishman!

Now, we are off to the races with new entries:

(Hat tip to “B-Squared” for many of these!)

Antifa releases Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Molotov cocktail for Fall bombings:

This one belongs in the You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up Category:

(Attn: Steven Hayward – the Sprouts nearest the Berkeley campus has a case of these on hold for you in the stockroom. See the Store Manager.)

Okie Dokie, I guess this makes sense?:

And now, in closing, from Walmart (where else?):