Friday Funnies – Floriduh Friday!

• Floriduh

Florida man accused of giving beer to an alligator
Florida man charged with impersonating officer for McDonald’s discount
Florida man pleads guilty to killing sawfish by removing extended nose with power saw
Florida man who reportedly bought an $8 million island arrested for alleged Kmart theft
Florida man arrested for burglarizing cars in jail parking lot moments after being released
Florida man brings drugs to a drug bust, gets himself busted
A Florida man called the sheriff’s office to report stolen marijuana. The deputy’s response: ‘Stop calling’
Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so hurricane won’t blow it away

Floriduh Man Friday >>HERE<<

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• Service Advisor:
(Would this be you, Ricky?) 😂

• Blonde Joke du Jour

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air for her head at a real “bargain”, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold the kid for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.”

She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.”

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent her home to show it to her parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a another blonde?!?!”

… Speaking of blondes …