Hat tips: “EssEss”, “Penny AB” and “Unkle Jerry”
Covid Quips:
• Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
• I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
• I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
• Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom
• PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
• Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
• I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
• This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.
• So, after this quarantine…..will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
• Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
• My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
• Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
• I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
• I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.
• Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
• Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…. I’m offended.
• Serving Communion During the Coronavirus outbreak:
• The Mask Problem, Solved:
• The Importance of Sanitizing:
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And now, in closing:
I havent found the fridaay funnies. is there a web site?? Jim
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Jim – The Friday Funnies aren’t on a separate website.
I always post the link at the Forum at Studebaker Drivers Club but I’ll add you to my e-mail distribution when I post it this Friday.
Here is the link to last Friday’s Funnies:
https://56packardman.com/2020/04/03/friday-funnies-chocolate-chip-cookie-edition/
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Terrific, I stole one of the memes (as usual), don’t tell anyone!
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… heh heh … Why shouldn’t you “steal” a meme from me? I help myself to memes I like all around the internet!
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See – it is true great minds think alike!
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