Friday Funnies – Covid Capers Edition!

Friday Funnies jpg

Tips of the hat today to “GP”, “Joe P.”, “Nurse Cindy” and “Ajay”

3 weeks to the gallon

Cheap gas and grounded

Hand washing-turn signals

Barked at a squirrel


2030 Compensation

Change who you are quarantined with

Day 7-ask wife for phone number

2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers…

This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!

Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!

Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!

Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???

I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?
Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.

I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”

When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?



Grocery shopping-pac man

Quarantine pool

Homeschooling During The Quarantine

Homeschooling-phsyics class



School photos

Grandma-school cancelled


Hairstylist's cat

Maybe I should get up

quarantine-dead fly

Shoot first

Stress and weight loss

Tan line-refrigerator light

11 meals 5 naps

Terrified of Romaine


This is your pilot

top 3 hobbies

People like this are the reason there’s a TP shortage!
Click to play:


TP thief


And now, in closing:

Laptop scan


Add yours →

  1. It used to be the bank robber always wore a mask, not the teller!

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  2. James Tefft 17/04/2020 — 08:37

    Goodmorning Packqard MAn I am still laughing about the Getting three weeks per gallon statement. That was a very good statement I havent had my 25 stude out since we got back from Tacoma. I may have to chip the gas out becaused it has solidifyed.. I watch for U4 astute observations each week Jim

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  3. Gary J Lindstrom 17/04/2020 — 10:37

    Thank you for some good humor at a time when I can use it. I am making an exception and forwarding this to several others.

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  4. These are too much – as usual!! Today’s contribution is….

    But I still kinda like the one I put in yesterday’s post. I actually made it myself from a picture of a stadium in Taiwan.

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  5. I loved them all! But I got 4 weeks on half a tank of gas!

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  6. Charlotte Pierce 21/04/2020 — 18:47

    All the ABC stores are open and all the AA meetings are cancelled.
    Recipe for disaster .

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