Tips of the hat today to “GP”, “Joe P.”, “Nurse Cindy” and “Ajay”
2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers…
This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!
Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!
Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!
Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???
I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?
Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.
I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”
When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?
____________
____________
Homeschooling During The Quarantine
____________
____________
_________
People like this are the reason there’s a TP shortage!
Click to play:
____________
And now, in closing:
'56 Packard Man 
It used to be the bank robber always wore a mask, not the teller!
LikeLiked by 1 person
😂🤣👍
LikeLike
Goodmorning Packqard MAn I am still laughing about the Getting three weeks per gallon statement. That was a very good statement I havent had my 25 stude out since we got back from Tacoma. I may have to chip the gas out becaused it has solidifyed.. I watch for U4 astute observations each week Jim 25stude@gmail.com
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you for some good humor at a time when I can use it. I am making an exception and forwarding this to several others.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thanks, “StudeGary”! This blog post has enjoyed exceptionally high traffic. 👍😊
LikeLike
These are too much – as usual!! Today’s contribution is….
But I still kinda like the one I put in yesterday’s post. I actually made it myself from a picture of a stadium in Taiwan.
LikeLiked by 1 person
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
😂🤣👍
LikeLiked by 1 person
I loved them all! But I got 4 weeks on half a tank of gas!
LikeLiked by 1 person
All the ABC stores are open and all the AA meetings are cancelled.
Recipe for disaster .
LikeLiked by 1 person
Of course! AA meetings don’t generate tax revenue but the liquor stores do!
LikeLike