Hat tip to “B-Squared” for today’s theme. He must have known that I have a receding hairline – to the point that when I go to the barber, I get A hair, cut …

• Blonde Joke du Jour

And now, it’s time for your favorite feature:

This Week’s Walmartian!

Walmart Car Show
Redneck Taillight Engineering Edition

… Speaking of Redneck Engineering, “Chris-to-Fear” sends us this example of …
• The Genius of Redneck Engineering

Redneck Mini Blinds: No need to clean or dust… just tear off and flush…

• WWLLTM

• Degrees of Blondeness
(Hat tip: “Cousin Mary”)

Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

A: ‘Is it mine?’

• Snark du Jour

• Groaner du Jour

• Mexican Word of the Day

And now, in closing: