Here’s the bacon:
Here’s the gravy:
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar.
And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.
“Now, said the teacher, “can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?”
A little girl in the back of the room raised her hand with great gusto. “To make the gravy,” came her enthusiastic reply.
… speaking of gravy …
... which brings us to …
… could fast food be a contributing factor?
… back to bacon:
• Looking ahead to next Christmas!
In a related note:
… And now, in closing:
LOL – you know me so well!!
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I never met a piece of bacon or a bowl of gravy I didn’t like – particularly when there is a plate of home made buttermilk biscuits at hand! 🙂
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Now you’ve gone and done it!!
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This was funny and timely. For supper last evening, I had pork medallions wrapped in bacon with bourbon glaze.
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(ahem) … and you didn’t invite me over?!?!
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Didn’t see you last week, hope all is well.
I thought you might like this article I ran into…..
https://corker2blog.com/2019/02/23/packard-auto-plant/
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GP – We opened a new restaurant. It’s eating up a gazillion hours a week and I haven’t had time to blog!
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I’ve spent many years in the service industry – I can well imagine how busy you are. Take care – Good Luck – just wanted to make certain all was oakey-dokey!
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Thank you for checking in, GP! 🙂
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Good luck, sir!
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The correct mannequins in the mens department are not correct unless he have black socks and sandals.
cheers, parsnip
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You are a keen observer of fashion, Parsnip! 🙂
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Hope all is going well in your new endeavour. Miss your posts though. Happy Friday!
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I hope I’ll be able to resume posting The Friday Funnies soon! Thank you for your visit and comment!
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