Friday Funnies – Crime Doesn’t Pay Edition

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• YJCMTSU – Crime Doesn’t Pay Edition



• An Arresting Headline:

Crime - Undies

… next up in the annals of crime …

Organized crime




Caffeine is not a crime


• Blonde Joke du Jour

Blonde winking

Ms. Anne O’Dyne – The Friday Funnies Staff Blonde

Blonde stereotyping

… It’s in the rules:  the Blonde Joke du Jour MUST be followed by the …

• Lawyer Joke du Jour – Today, it’s the Question & Answer Edition


Q: How do you kill 4000 lawyers?
A: You build a new Titanic and declare it cannot sink.

Q: What’s the strongest argument against both theories of the origin of man?
A: Politicians and lawyers. Who in their right mind would create (or evolve into) these species?

Q: If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.

Q: Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can’t understand.

Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A: A lobotomy.

Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One’s a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other’s just a fish.

Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a catfish?
A: One’s slimey and has whiskers, and the other one lives in the water.


• At “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic

(“Dr. Mc” is the Friday Funnies Staff Neurologist and Resident Irishman.”)

Vasectomy or AnestheticPixilated colonoscopy

• Good Advice:

Drink and drive

• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner

Managing Your Diabetes:

Managing Your DiabetesJPG

• California Real Estate:

burning house

• Bear With Me Now:

UPS-Bear in driveway


• Wedded Bliss

Marriage Is an Institution


… next up:

wedded bliss-one knee




• Was the waitress blonde?


… next up:

Kate and Edith

… now we come to this week’s example of …





• More News You Can Use:

Pirates of the Caribbean

Thesaurus throat



• How Was Your Monday?

How was your Monday-no worries

• John Williams, Conductor vs. SemiConductor


• This Won’t End Well:

Not going to end well

… on that note, we close this Friday with:



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  1. One thing about these posts of yours – I have a hard time picking out my favorite laughs!

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  2. I like the Alpacalypse and Llamageddon

    cheers, parsnip and badger

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  3. Okay, thanks, Lots of smiles, but the sign from the Lord is best!

    Thanks for the Education on Saturday. I am a day late. BUSY and BUSSier!

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