'56 Packard Man

One of the leaders of
The Criminal Organization Masquerading As A Political Party:

My New Ram Truck
(Hat tip: “A. Nonymous”)

I bought a new Ram 1500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It’ll run on either
hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to
work.

The service technician explained the radio was voice-activated.

‘Nelson’, the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’

‘Willie!’ he continued ~ ‘On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.

Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’ ~ in an instant ‘Georgia On My Mind’
replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy. For the next few days every time I’d say
‘Beethoven’, I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said ‘Beatles’,
I’d get one of their songs.

Then yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my
new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her!

I yelled ‘You Crazy Bitch!’ Immediately the radio responded with
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Democratic House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi!”

DAY-UM, I LOVE THIS TRUCK!!

… And now, in closing: